…and let me upload pictures, I’ll tell you all about the fun-filled weekend that you are so desperate to hear about. But in the meantime, does anyone know anything about hedgehogs? Because there’s this big fat muther of a hedgehog that’s been hanging out in front of the house for the past couple of nights and it’s sneaking up to my front door and stealing the leftovers of my nasty habit (i.e. cigarette butts) and strewing them across the driveway. It just seems unnatural.
I wonder if it has anything to do with that UFO I saw the other night.
I'd treat it like we treat raccoons and opposums here-avoid getting close to it and dissuade it from your yard. These animals carry a lot of disease. You'll just have to use a coffee can for an ashtray and put the lid on it at night.