Dear Heavenly Creator,
I feel a deep personal need to apologize for my last post where I made fun of the size of Your only son’s…equipment. I’m really, really sorry.
I should have realized from the lack of follow-up commentary that my post was seriously in poor taste and not the least bit funny, not even a tiny bit cute even. It should have been my cue to pull said post and put it in the garbage bin of useless, stupid thoughts that I have been cursed with since infancy.
But I did not, and I must accept my punishment.
I do seem to remember from all those days I drifted through Vacation Bible School at the local Baptist Church that vengeance is Yours, so sayeth You. And I do remember You calling down a plague or two on those who dared upset You. But my brain has been a bit frazzled lately, what with Your son’s Big Birthday Bash coming up, and all the fun that goes along with it. You know, it’s not every day we get to celebrate someone being 2007 years old.
So, I’m sorry. I really am. And I haven’t been too terribly sinful this year, right? So, could You possibly reconsider the plague You’ve called down upon my house? Having both of my daughters infected with chicken pox for Christmas does seem a bit excessive. And really, You made Your point.
Sorry again,
Doc
where meaningless gibberish is the norm
21 December 2007
The official formal written apology
posted by Doc at 21:34
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At 21:57,
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At 01:18,
Doc?
Y'all allright over in Gudmont-Villiers?
Just a quick note to say that as one of your blog's biggest fans, I truly miss reading about your adventures in the French countryside!
I do hope all is well and that you all survived "la maladie". Happy, happy new year and I wish you and you family a healthy (knock on wood!) and joyous 2008.
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At 00:47,
PapadesdeuxOK, I'll join the ranks of the concerned. Although I am quite certain heavenly wrath over your last post (which by the way I thought was pretty damn funny) has nothing to do with your absence, clearly it has us all a bit worried. I know, personally going on more than 6 months leave of blogging duty I should be well aware that a few weeks in hiding could only be doing good. But... well, we are all wishing you well in any case.
Happy New Year...somewhat belated. -
At 20:02,
juliwalters
Ha ha ha!!
I think you've grovelled enough, dearie!
Let It Be.